Just Starting an Xmas in July Party

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Parrot Attack

A parrot just ate 3 buttons off my shirt.

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Dicaprio

I just drove Leo's car.

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Serving Rich People Food

Synopsis of night:

• Allergic reaction
• Mexican sabateur
• Made 37 major catering mistakes
• Ate all the duck that the guests left on their plates (how is that a mistake?)
• Realized I don't like catering
• Got paid
• Realized I like catering

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Catering

And now a live update:
As I'm prepping some zucchini for a catering event tonight, I just cut off the tip of my middle finger. Now when I flip off the horrendous drivers in LA they will laugh at my stub.

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Show Biz Kids

"Show Biz Kids Expo" just happened to ruin my Sunday brunch. I went to get my delicious Sunday meal of cold doughnut and warm coffee, but this time I had to stand in line because 30 kids were waiting in front of me. There were photographers, agents, stage moms, and all the other things that you never want to experience on a Sunday morning.

HOWEVER, we did see a Marc Weber's head shot from a few weeks prior on prominent display. This was, of course, without his permission.
For those who don't know Marc, he's the one in the lower left corner with a Carolina blue background.

The Latest

July 4th we got to watch child stars alternate performances with a live band. Many were very good, but it's hard to be comfortable when a twelve-year-old girl is singing sexy lounge music.

Went to the coolest beach - sea urchins, starfish, and anemones everywhere. If you visit me, I will take you here.

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